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ah fallout 4 war never changes you're

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gonna knock them dead at the veterans

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hall tonight hon you think I'm some kind

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of joke absolutely now get ready and

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stop hogging the mirror right yeah wait

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no I'm gonna hug them here she's gonna

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apply all apply oies Nick you can apply

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and accept so i need i think i need to

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apply my blemishes that's why i wasn't

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working well I accept looking good yeah

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looking crazy so my sir um see I think

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that is that do I have facial hair yeah

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I can do facial hair so bad facial hair

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mmm the gentleman there we go ah man's

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man yeah a full mustache right there the

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renegade swashbuckler that'll work I

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wasn't sure but I like the beard oh I

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think we're pretty done those sex my

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owner if I can make her horribly

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disgusting as well too I'm sure I can

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facial hair there's a there's no not to

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I think we are done yep this is who I

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want to play us the heck's going on

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around here who let this door open ok I

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might turn on the faucet open the fridge

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I'm paying for why there's a sales

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manicured or wherever who's that guy

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good morning top tech calling ok um

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vault-tec um go on go on nice to find

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you sir you can't begin to know how

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happy I am to finally speak with you

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I've been trying for days it's a matter

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of utmost urgency I assure you oh I'm

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sure it is um I'm here now [\h__\h]

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I'm here now what's up you are so you

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are now I know you're a busy fellow oh

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yeah I won't take up much of your time

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time being a hmm a precious commodity

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just busy turning on my water and open

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my fridge should tell you that because

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of your family service to our country

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you have been pre-selected for entrance

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into the local vault vault 111 sounds

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mmm is there enough space I had a lot of

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[\h__\h] here but there's room for my entire

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family right of course of course miners

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your robot naturally Oh in fact you're

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already cleared for entrance it's just a

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matter of verifying some information

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what about my 15 crates of pornography

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that I have total atomic annihilation

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won't take but a moment

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um tell me more about the pornography

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rocks heavy little sarcastic I'm serious

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though I can't wait for the world to end

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that's the spirit to confront reports I

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repeat confront reports of nuclear

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detonation okay let me go take a look

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let me go take a look at these nuclear

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explosions my god oh my god we we need

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to get to the vault no come on I screw

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you guys I'm out of here me first thank

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watch out

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I'm getting out of here

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what is this is that is that my bag hey

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there see their excuse me the couch tell

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so far

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you don't get it going in watch out i'm

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very important hey what's up we need to

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get in we're on the list bear even adult

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male adult female okay all right let me

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through watch out you to follow me all

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right well you follow me to all those

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people outside doing everything we can

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now keep moving step on the platform

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wait a second I got to go back to my

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pornography their time to go back no

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okay fine I don't know pills Oh almost

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there maybe I left the oven on I love

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you both of you and my pornography oh

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[\h__\h] I guess it's too late to go back

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isn't it hold on all right

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might have to beat somebody down change

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name special attribute change appearance

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maybe barry should be very good yeah I

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know it's not it's not good I will be

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Barry was my name before my wife and

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child killed well my wife was killed a

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child was kidnapped that drove me into a

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a manic rage and depression now you can

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want to make sure kept at name yet i'm

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still night river Oh God converse what's

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up buddy it's me it's me so what's up

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man everything's dead so what's happened

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this isn't happening everything's dead

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you're still here i'm gonna say i can't

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believe you're still here God's worth

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you you're still here so other people

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can still be alive to hear you don't

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gonna be snooty but you've seen the

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worse for wear this not let the wife see

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when that stick oh not to worry about

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that um Oh wife's killer she can't be

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dead they killed her um país killer they

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came into the vault maybe you saw them

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armed wearing strange outfits supervised

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I agree she did it by this family's huh

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you have the missus have always been

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such a responsible couple thank you oh

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bikkuri they killed her big time yes

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where's my pornography anything about

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that um nothing makes sense they stole

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him he's gone god damn it someone took

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him someone stole my son it's worse than

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Farnsworth um what um I feel fine

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doesn't matter how long it's been it'll

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great rotation of malarkey dodsworth um

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I'm a little hungry uh yeah give me some

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food what food yeah sure right I need a

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minute to think that I'll be right back

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you'll find that porn collection

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okay hmm okay airbrush washer/dryer all

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a pipe pistol interesting

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I have a feeling I'm coming up on some

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pretty dangerous territory here better

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the tire iron take that it's this pretty

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[\h__\h] scary got him it pretty

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Oh

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yeah I'm getting radiation poisoning

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I need to get indoors or something this

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so what do i do I get my um

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I guess they try to stay inside until it

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what's my mission still quicksave

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investigate concord okay wonder if i can

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make it to that statue um sanctuary okay

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maybe I gotta get there looking at fast

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where the [\h__\h] is it

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I'm in sanctuary okay maybe I'm good

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yeah it's just a storm Oh who's this

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[\h__\h] hey what's up buddy hey hey I'm

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talking to you about someone talk um

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país on this crappy dog owner oh I don't

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want to but I love dogs and I gotta make

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a living somehow so I raised them and

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sell them I'm always moved four weeks

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after I sell one but then I get myself a

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new puppy and start all over again does

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anybody know you're out here I'll have

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to think about it oh that's fine I sell

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dogs for a living but I always hate to

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actually have to sell them I hear you ho

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if you change your mind I'm probably

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oh Jesus [\h__\h] gene stuff Oh No

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okay so lesson learned gene is really

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tough I shot in the back of the head

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think I just need to try again not a big

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Heidi hey there hey you there hey you

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there hey there about someone of it

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using talk oh yeah right mm-hmm I'll

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have to think about it yeah that's fine

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I sell dogs for a living but I always

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hate to actually have to sell them I

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will know if you change your mind I know

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so what I'm gonna do is try to murder

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what else gene just taking potshots at

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tire your [\h__\h] gene gene you has gone on

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too far this has gone way too far get my

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hip points back up there yes Farnsworth

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yes Thank You firms worth who and I'm

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gonna take a close well I guess I'm a

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murderer now we gotta admit gene was

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pretty snarky the way he's trying to

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wish a lot of ammo on gene receive my

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game like the fact that killed Jean the